shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket 

celebsthatcopymadonna:

Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.

hungergay:

mamama

youmovedmekurt:

My dash:

• Eurovision
• Eurovision
• Eurovision
• Eurovision
• Eurovision
• An American
• Eurovision
• Eurovision
• A confused American
• Eurovision

hungergay:

STABS SELF THROUGH THE BRAIN BECAUSE MANDIA

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anderpuppy: